Get ahold of yourself, mate. All is not lost. Not only do we have a solution for beating boredom, but it just so happens to also be an elicitor of hilarity. A lord of LOLs. The guru of giggle-fits. By now, you’re probably thinking we’re being turkeys for not telling you, so here goes: adult coloring. Of course we’re serious and, even better, we whipped up a few pages for you to pass out at your Friendsgiving party. You’ll need to supply the crayons and booze, naturally, both of which are sure to make this little activity even more fun.
3 cheers to that
Nothing beats a good pun, especially when it manages to combine a turkey baster and getting hopelessly snockered. Your besties will have a blast making this festive page their own! Just don’t forget to be responsible — if anyone does, in fact, get basted, call an Uber or insist they crash on your couch.
Wine etiquette 101
We’re all friends here, right? Why bother with a wine glass? Heck, depending on how much of a hot mess the Friendsgiving host is, they may not even have extras on hand for the rest of you. Don’t let it ruin your night. Instead, just tilt your head back and pour that nectar of the gods right down your gullet. ALSO TRY: Choosing the best wine for Thanksgiving dinner
One side of beefcake, please
Two more magical words have rarely been uttered than “hey, girl.” Since it’s basically a law of nature that Ryan Gosling makes everything better, we figured a coloring page of his most meme-d expression would distract guests well in the event of any kitchen mishaps.
There’s no shame in our game
If you’re anything like Joey Tribbiani, you’ve already got your stretchy pants set aside in anticipation of a robust Friendsgiving meal. Sweatpants, yoga pants, maternity pants — do what you must. This is a judgment-free zone. Because somewhere out there, we’ll be devouring mashed potatoes and gravy in pants with more bounce-back than a trampoline.
Let’s talk turkey
Whether you’re a vegan or fully intend to have the meat sweats by night’s end, you’re gonna find this page funny. In fact, anyone with a slightly wicked sense of humor will get a kick out of coloring in this pair of grateful turkeys. ALSO TRY: Thanksgiving cupcakes made into cute turkeys If you’re feeling particularly extra, you can add a few of your own adult coloring page designs to the mix and turn the entire collection into take-home books for your friends. A little swag never hurt anybody, right?
